The Darwin Shuffle

To be sung to Teddy Bears’ Picnic

If you go down to the shore today -

beware of a big surprise

You’ll think it’s a log just floating along -

‘til you see it’s menacing eyes.

Before you can shout -

when you’ve figured it out

You’re in its snout being tossed about

Then dragged below, as the croc does the ‘Darwin Shu-ffle’.

©Cecile Ravell 2021